Posted April 21, 2006, page revised June 13, 2008

My Liebert UPS rep, Alan Minikes, teases me mercilessly about raising chickens.  Ever since I told him I got a rooster to rebuild my dog-decimated flock, he's called me Brooster.  I swear he does internet searches on chickens just to send me funny chicken stories.

Well, this time, he outdid himself.  Somewhere, he found a clip from Jay Leno's Tonight Show that featured an Arkansas woman who managed to revive a drowned chicken with CPR.  It's GOT to be one of the funniest segments I've ever seen on the Tonight Show!

I've got to preserve it here and share it with you.  Before you click here to view it, be sure your seat belt is firmly latched and your seat tray is in the locked and upright position.  I don't want you falling out of your chair....).

If you haven't already done so, CLICK HERE to view it.

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Fashionable Pre-Flight Instructions from cabin attendant at DFW Airport.  Don't miss this!

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Can you laugh at yourself?  You might be a survivalist if . . . .